Rodney Dangerfield "No Respect" Studded Condoms

That is some real time warp shit, man.

Bjork Swan Head Shaped Dildos
Beach Boys Anal Lube w/ Sandy Grit for that extra roughness

Next week he plans to deface a statue of Susan B. Anthony as an affront to women's rights.

Operative word being, "came," huh?

Just awesome.

Yes.  This is true.  Wawa gave 7-11 a real run for their money.  Then 7-11 stopped caring.  Now I have no idea what is going on.
Wawa coffee is good, not great, but better than DD, Starbucks, 7-11, or any other large national chain.

I've been lucky and have not had Subway in over 10 years.  From what I remember, not only is the smell awful, but the sliminess of the meat was really a turn-off.  Oh, and the taste.  The sandwiches, to me, tasted like the inside of a dead prostitute's shoe, I assume.

The ribs I smoked, the pork belly I smoked, and the pork belly I braised recently all came out really great.

Queens of the Stone Age - Like Clockwork
Aquabats - Demolition Rickshaw
At The Gates - Slaughter of the Soul
Refused - New Noise
GZA - Liquid Swords

You know what?  It's probably because avocado is supposedly an aphrodisiac, but has proved ineffective to rope the right partner.

Nice.  I just picked up another bottle of Michter's Sour Mash, which is really smooth and way too easy to drink.  I also got a bottle of Four Roses Small Batch, about which I have heard great things.
I tried a bottle of Neshaminy Creek Hefe Weizen and while it is a very nice wheat beer, it does not taste like a…

Those maps are grossly out of date!  What kind of school are they in?

Awesome.

How could you when everything sucks.  I used to hate shit before it was cool.

I really fucking hated Sideways.  
I happened to be in wine country about a year or so after the movie was out and a bunch of wineries I went to mentioned "the movie" with rolled eyes and a sigh.  I had to explain that I hated it.  That usually got me an extra taste.

Photo looks like an ad for a designer flavored vodka.

Keep 'em comin' with the week of stinkers!

She has a lot of talent.  And by talent I mean acting ability.  And also boobs.

Holy crap, that's just like the 8mm film of my conception.