I don't what's going on, but I like.  Has this hit Kickstarter yet?  If not, where can I send my money?

I never did.  I just go with it and hope nobody catches on.

Nothing worse than a self-hating Scot…

AV Club
Every girl I ever had sex with was from Earth.

[Waits patiently for apologies for that Batman movie he was in that was a big pile of shit.]

Watched some stuff!
Battlestar Galactica - I am almost done with the first season.  Liking it quite a bit.
Death Race 2000 - David Carradine!  Sylvester Stallone!  Nudity!  Fast cars!  What a ridiculous and great movie.
Premium Rush - What a hoot!  It's a harmless and silly film, with likable characters.  If you want to…

Just don't like cooking. Burning yourself on a regular basis gets old.

And over here I will put a happy little fjord.

South would have been funnier, somehow.

"I swear to god, man, they have margaritas like this fucking big.  I had like twenty.  Now I have a bunch of kids that don't look like me and wife with, well, you know all that crap…"

In-a-gadda-da-vida by I. Ron Butterfly.

Yeah, I found Michael Mann. Literally.
Also, what, no Way of the Gun?  He was pretty bad ass in that…

[Snorts.]

Iron Man 2A coming this fall!

Do you know how lonely it is bringing your lunch from home? 
Do I ever.  Even though I can't stand eating with most of the people with whom I work.

Ya used me!

This will be the first black/white match-up where the white guy is smoother than the black guy.

If by "funny," you mean in the "I-don't-feel-well" way, then yes.

A young famous person.  They're supposed to be better than us, dammit!

Not to be mean, but have ya heard of Proactiv?