Hmmm…who knew joking that a girl is a whore would not be taken well?  People are just too sensitive these days.

I would watch the shit out of that.  Especially if we could reanimate Ernest Borgnine.

Would, "Hey.  You.  Girl." be inappropriate?

This is some racist shit making a white girl the villian…

That doesn't sound kid-friendly…

Breaking Bad.  I just started it last week and am up to episode 4.  Yes, it is as good as you have heard.
Justified is next on my list.

"Because we like Amanda Seyfried and wish her nothing but the best."
Should read, "Her nude scenes are delightful."

Amateur.

Whisky lemon grass potato something-or-other?

The municipal nursing home?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  - What else are you happy about never being inside?

@Scrawler2:disqus  - Really?!?  Man, I gotta get my ass over to the local Applebee's!

A meat tornado is probably not what I think it is…

"Have you seen enough?!?!?  HUH??!?!?  My fucking arm is getting tired!!"

Fuck you should be "Fuckity You" to keep rhythm.

Blade of the Muppets: Kermit's Revenge

[FARTS]
Not today!

Liked for using the ambiguously racist term, "them."

"No, the fact that you are selling these bags makes you poor, not cool."

Nah….M. Night Shamalyan (whatever) twist ending: the ghost's unfinished work was to kill Adam Sandler.