Leaving Las Vegas in a Cloud of Farts

Video shown: Clips from latest Adam Sandler "film."

Adam Sandler (pictured) mocks movie going audience for sitting through Little Nicky

But Data would not refer to the present as the future. Dark Helmet does that.

Fshiiiiiiiiing: The Sword Unsheaths

Recommendation: middle of your back with an arrow pointing down.

So, he's dead?

@avclub-e2e5a2b50da03a9ddf60898ebb20ebf4:disqus  - "Grandpa, we don't say dyke anymore.  Please, call them ostrich farmers."

Exasperation would have to be, Again with these Muppets?

Muppets, QED.

The Muppets Take Tehran would be something, huh?

Kind of like Kurt Cobain, except "dashboard" is "coffee table," and "steering wheel" is "sofa."

My initial reaction was, "Orlando Bloom?  What the fuck?  I'll be in my bunk!!"

Don't practice your alliteration on me!

I just mopped that!

If there was an epic dwarf toss in reality, like in the lobby or something, I would go.

So iWalmart?

@avclub-1d04064d540beb34e0cc414561bc6f35:disqus  And a suit!  Complete with gloves!

I am sure you meant Demolition Man.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus  - So, you own a van with tinted windows and heavy duty locks?