My Teen Is Pregnant, And So Am I by One Dirty Fucker

When these shows are young, they can take the tumble down the stairs fairly well.

Don't be a Man of Steel While Drinking Juice on Krypton

Um…which alloy and temper?

Just like the French and the Nazis!

Change "jug-wine," to "fortified spirits" and you have a date!

This.  The John Frankenheimer one was the first I watched.  Fun stuff.  I got it on DVD for free!

Dukes of Hazzard 'cause fuck ya'll.

Americans prefer mass murder of Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson.

Watched a couple classic movies:
Becket - What can I say about this movie that probably hasn't been said over and over.  Peter O'Toole and Richard Burton put on wonderful performances which tell a great story.  The relationship between the two is serious and believable.  The entire time, I found myself totally…

The smell of duct tape.

Carry on, sir.

Wu Tang Clan presents Thomas the Tank Engine in Ride them Rails.

I was thinking to go for "Fuck Luke and Vince Vaughn. Fuck them up their stupid asses." a la Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but decided to be more…um…proactive or some shit.

"Can you believe these comments on AV Club?"
"Yes.  Yes I can.  We suck."

Is it because the money you have been fucking is stinky?

You're alright!

Get off the computer old man!

My age is how I feel.  Today?  87.

I liked Ben Folds concerts when I attended them in the late 90s.  I was not 35.