Dry>lubed up

I know what you're doing, but what supplies do you need?

Better than that lousy Smarch!

Flowery Twats.

Kurt Vonnegut did that at a commencement.  He showed up drunk, stumbled to the podium, and said, "One day, you'll all be dead," turned, and walked off.  Some coaxing was necessary to get him to elaborate.

Been plowing into a bottle of Redemption Rye.  Very recommended.
Also been working on a Bruichladdich Barley.  Very, very recommended.  Unpeated Scotch from Bruichladdich is fucking amazing.  Tried Victory's new Swing Session Saison.  A refreshing farmhouse type beer, perfect for the hot days coming up.Tried PBC's…

Robot House!!

Swing low, sweet chariot?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  - Well played, Hat.  Well played.  No pun intended.

Sam Mendes (pictured) after being politely asked to move aside to make room for Weird Al Yankovic.

That's what people say to me when they discover me in their bushes, purring and staring.

Moonraper?

McBain!

Thunderballs

"The latest script moved me.  Into a bigger house!!"  - Sam Mendes

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man…

My kids absolutely love How it's Made.  If they ever discontinue that show, I may have to cancel my Netflix.

It would be awesomer if first she checked her pits…

If by "sale," you mean "an open dumpster" and by "at," you mean "behind," and by "Hot Topic," you mean "Urban Outfitters," then yes.

Most accidents happen around the home.