"Blur has already put out two new songs in the past year, so a whole new album is not unthinkable."

Ernest Borgnine to the rescue!

Explain how!

But, but, but….how am I supposed to convince my wife to watch things she isn't interested in?  "But, honey, it expires in 3 days.  Let's just watch it and next time we can pick something you want to watch."

Crap!  Wait, what about BloodRayne?

"F&F6 was almost as dumb as Star Trek Into the Darkness"
That is impressive…

"My retirement grease!"

All I can think of is Chappelle's "Racial Draft" and how Tiger Woods loses all of his endorsements.  Will the same happen to senor Estevez?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

News, everyone!

And there were doodles on cocktail napkins at the Volcano Room at the Marriot before that!

Soldiers deserve soldiers, Sir.

Seriously, good movies from oft maligned directors?
Firstly, we'll need a list of oft maligned directors.  Uwe Boll comes to mind.

Sorry, man.  Janeway is grating and awful, Tuvok, Neelix, and the Maquis are all fairly boring or superfluous.  I can kind of deal with Chakotay and Paris, but otherwise I just wished the ion storms in the Badlands ripped the ship to shreds and ended it all.

Not bad.  Unbearable.

I tried to get into this about a year ago and could not make it through the first season.  Fuck this show.

I held off watching Arrested Development, but I plan to watch some of the new episodes this week.  
I did, however, watch the first five minutes of A Talking Cat!?! and I have to seriously give some respect to people who have to watch and comments seriously on such terrible nonsense.  I couldn't hold on for more than 5…

Do you have a publisher lined up?  If not…

Then, get back to work, Canada!

Crap, I should have called you a "smelly idiot" or some other Futurama-type insult…