I don't know about fucking, but there sure is a lot of semen…

The Entourage porn parody would be gay porn, right?

Duuuhhh…

I would, however, wait for the ultra-porn parody.

So are the girls in the parody hot?

Because she drinks pee?

The Bauers.  Nothing like constant crisis and a high chance of murder to keep you on your toes.

Remember, we parked in the Itchy Lot.

I finally watched that last night and your assessment is correct.  It's a mix of "Whaaaaaat?  That's not even remotely possible" and "Haha! Wheeeeeeeeee!!"

Sleeping with the fishes.  See?

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus  - Are you referring to her ovaries?

You must be young.  In my day, they referred to the cripple or gimp bus and the stupid books.

Hilarious distractions, eh?
How about terrifying distractions?   "The word is 'onomatopoeia' whilst we start hacking to pieces this adorable terrier puppy.  You have 10 seconds."

With Tony Danza eating pasta!  Enjoy!

I had to look that movie up.  What the hell is that shit?

Are you drunk?

She's more machine than woman now.  Twisted and boring.

In 1996.

She's 44.  More like 20 years past retirement.

I can still listen to this whole album from start to finish and enjoy.
Granted, I then want to go out and start a fight.