Me too!  If by "A Night at the Opera", you mean "drink," and by "local theater," you mean "alone in bed."

I initially thought Bunheads was a racial slur.

Right-o!

@avclub-d7ea00080b630c4ea591923f343a9acd:disqus  - Most architects masturbate while thinking of themselves.

Seen Tiger Army live and it was just a blast…

Psychobilly is better.

The most remarkable this is the pattern of the stomach hair…it's wavy and yet matted down…

Movie poster from John Waters: The Early Years?

Who's this guy?
For that matter, what the fuck is this SNL thing?

Where can I get tickets to this fucking thing?

How can he?  Isn't he dead?

"They're gross, but they still get girls!"  Those guys?

Can they occasionally break into song?  If so, take my money…

9:00-10:00 - Jack stops by coffee shop, flirts with barista, orders pumpkin spice latte.  Buys sketchy looking egg sandwich.
10:00-11:00 - Jack sits on the can screaming in agony as sketchy egg sandwich goes through him.
11:00-12:00 - Pale and sickly Jack vows revenge.

It would be better if they played gay gynecologists whose catchphrases were, "Ewwwwww…"

I thought you girls just go for the gynecologist who has large knuckles and whose hands shake the most.
Am I missing something?

Hey, Artoo, get out of my head!

Holy crap.  What are they?  Russian?

You want your balls in my mouth, I don't want to sit down.  Your move, pal.

One movie and one quick read this weekend:
I Like Killing Flies - A documentary about a fat, cranky man that cooks up some mean dishes and soups.  Shopsin himself is a colorful and interesting character who lays on some pretty great and ridiculous bits of philosophy.
Killing Floor - The first Jack Reacher novel by Lee…