Dammit.  I had something for this.

That'll work for Asians too.  I mean, I can't tell how old they are anyway.

No problem.
Open your mouth.

Hhhhhwuuup.  Thup, thup, thup, thup, thup.  Uhhnnnnnn….
Sploosh. (But with semen)

I have had serious issues with people name Noah.  Or Knoah.

How was D-O-double-G not an option?

[HIGH FIVES @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus , GRABS OWN CROTCH, FARTS]

Plus, he's fucking high.

Go that way. Very, very fast. If something gets in your way - turn.

Savvy Tinky Sheeting?

From my experience, the DMV is run by Hutts.

So…Surf Nazis Must Die meets The Santa Clause?

That should also exclude Iron Man, Superman, Batman, Thor and any other movies like that.  I mean, just because these are aliases or alter-egos or character names or what have you, still puts it in the category of "films that have peoples names as part of the title"

All I remember from that movie is the warm yogurt joke.  I was pretty immature when I watched it.

Captaaaaaaaain Phiiiiiiiiilips from the 22nd Centuuuuuuury!

Wouldn't he be more like Ho-Ho-Hnnnnnnn

Fucking hell, are we digging up another corpse?

Followed by The Lazarus Man

I was going to, but I wanted to focus on unbelievable technological weapons.

Airwolf/Knight Rider