Nah…pigs chew, he eats more like a duck…

A lot of those later episodes were uncalled for…

No, money down!

It's funny because they are speaking a foreign language.

Justin Bieber?

It prefers to be called "learning disabled" or "intellectually challenged."

Mission Impossible 5: Successfully Submitting all of your 1099 Forms for FY2012

You are incorrect.

I took a big whiff and it smells bad, too.
Or is that me?

Bender and Tinny Tim Vs. The Robot Mafia

Ya, ya!

I was going to say Roberto, but I think audiences would get tired of all the "Waaaaa!!  Auugh!! Yaaaaa!!" and stabbing motions.

You mean like that time when you were working with John Williams and blah blah blah during some pop culture reference event and blah blah blah and you lit your fart on fire?

Unless it's tempered glass, like Pyrex.  That'll last through some serious pounding.  You just need to make sure you don't change temperature too quickly.

Winning prince: Haha!  I don't even use condoms!

Didn't Leonardo Dicaprio do one of those?

See?  Even in the photo, Bruce Willis is asking, "Are you fucking kidding me with this endless shit?"

Hey!  My GTI needs 5 long torx headed screws to be removed in order to remove the air filter.  The Germans are an anal bunch.

How are they safer?  
60's era Impala vs. concrete block wall, better buy a new wall.
2012 Toyota Prius vs. concrete block, better have life insurance.

She doesn't have forehead wrinkles because she is the master of her gag reflex.  No need to cringe, no forehead wrinkles.