Tell me about it!

That's my cat, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus .

You're both right for different reasons.

I saw her on the street once.  She's tiny.

Ok!  You're great!

Shake your tome-ah…

I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a book advance…sooooo…I'm on the run, the agent's got my gun, and right about now it's time to really buckle down and overcome this writer's block…

Or elevator doors on a bunch of buildings built in the 20's and 30's.

I see your awesome and I raise you a "terrible."

I was going for the redneck pronunciation…
looks like it's suicide for me…

While many of these suggestions for type of shit would be funny, it is clear that no one has thought about the logistics.  For instance: it would take many man hours to collect small droppings, like goose shit.  Monkey shit is hard to come by, being that it is always thrown around and also monkeys are fierce.

So, who is that snooty-looking lesbian in the photo?

Please tell me more.

Which part are they worried about?  The fact that your word association takes odd turns?  Or the level of exposure you have had to "fat person butthole?"

Not to take away from your point, but wouldn't it be "Originalier?"

Sticking his hand into the garbage disposal would be a more interesting sound…I mean my garbage disposal can rip through all sorts of bone…

Some shit would be funny…like cow shit..

You misspelled "Debil."

Two films for the weekend:
Thirst - Chan-wook Park's vampire horror movie.  I found it to be an entertaining film with a different kind of take.  The kitchen set looks to be the same set from The Chaser, which seemed funny.  I actually expected the movie to be gorier and bloodier, not to say I was disappointed, more…

Caption contest?