No.

I think this will be terrible.  But, that won't stop it from being successful.

I was thinking Tom Clancy.  Or John Grisham.

We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!

I don't know why, but I expected more words that seemed to fit in either 1984 or A Clockwork Orange.  Slang-wise, I mean, not content.

*waits for actual size hard rubber fist based on Andre the Giant's*

Ah!  La Revolucion!

Total career change: they're all opening up a vintage clothing shop with a yoga studio in the back.

[Points at @avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus ]

@avclub-650791898dd05ac4d665569d95c8ba08:disqus  Is that a slur against Italians?  Or Asians?

I watch Flashpoint, dammit!  I genuinely like the show and am disappointed that the latest season is still not on Netflix.

It could be great.  You know, if it ends up being like a fucked up Japanese show and they all have to kill themselves.

Hey, he was just a mixed up kid back then.  Hard times set him straight.

What is this that stands before me?  Withered and grey, which points at me…

Funny, my wife says the same thing!

BIEBER, BURN!!!!!

OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people,
under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to make us all watch New Girl. We're through the looking glass, here, people…

Or as I know her, Jules from Flashpoint

Bless you!

He's the last issue's cover!