Are they bringing Dana Barron or Juliette Lewis or Marisol Nichols back as Audrey?

Isn't Randy Quaid's idea of hiding actually being in jail for drunken shoplifting?

Isn't that how directors get laid?
"Hey baby, I'm gonna make you famous, just do this little role for me.  Mmmmm.  Yeah…"

Ooooh the Irony!

Nice.  Gray hairs yet?

Did you get paid for it?  No?  Then, no, not really.

Great.  Job well done then.

God…did you go to college in the late 90's into the early 2000's…because, yeah we did that too…
Also, Nitro (Youth Energy) by The Offspring…

Peeeeter…I can see your house from here…

[Punches @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus in the face and spits on him]
(Slurring) Consider yourself blessed.

You're just jealous because no one made a movie about your zany antics while being blackout drunk.

Bill Clinton?

I may be one of those "weirdos" that didn't like the first one and didn't bother seeing the second one, but I think this guy is entitled to his own stupid opinion.  Kudos, fuckface.

…or Karate Kid

*turns whisky into strength and courage*

Face transplant time, huh?

"Where's your father?"
"Upstairs masturbating to gay porn."
"Again?"

Yeah, I get pretty bad ones like, "Because you said you liked Terminator 2, here's 4 straight-to-video movies featuring Ice-T."

Yeah…I get 
"Because you watched The Busy World of Richard Scarry" because of the kids and "Because you watched Ruby Gloom" because of my wife (which isn't the worst she's done to our queue.
I, on the other hand, get "Gritty Foreign Crime Thrillers."

@avclub-9da69292e584b8204f05c2be827c0347:disqus 
But you can contribute with comically misspelled words!