I have been having trouble with Chrome/Disqus.  Everything else works great.

Helvetica!  Helvetica!

I want something else.

I was about to try it out and then read the description.
No, thank you.

That's no hat!

WHORE THE SECOND: BRING ME ANOTHER

Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.

I love technical virginity!

You take that back!

How?  Neurological syphilis?

Yeah, me too.  Except, I make sure not to tell her so it doesn't go to her head.

I can no longer tell if you are being serious or not.  There is some awful sincerity buried in this nonsense.
Stay away from my kids.

Apparently no one learned anything from Total Recall or Red Dawn or Whatever Fucking Else

…available at your local Walgreen's.

While Campbell’s wife, Kim, says her husband remains active, noting that he still plays golf and jams with other musicians like Jimmy Webb and Merle Haggard, but constantly asks, "Who the hell are these people?"

Mediocre?  Yes.
Hot Shue?  Yes again.

As long as we're clear that A is better than B.  Yes.

Time has no meaning in this place!

You may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness

Only if by date you mean, "hold hands while jumping off a cliff" and by should, you mean "must."
Yes.