Fuck.  This thread actually drove me to put Real Genius into my Amazon watchlist.  Yup, we'll be reminiscing soon.

Coming from a hat, that's pretty rough.

Novelty, as in flaming?

Didn't Tom Bodett used to do the Motel 6 ads on the radio that ended with, "I'm Tom Bodett and we'll leave the light on for you?"

This is just like those shitty "Experiences" they have parked at airplane museums where you sit and it "simulates" flying by bombarding you with noise and jostling your seat.

The dude on the left looks like Tom Jones with stupid shades.

Marinated, even!

Or wrist deep in something…

Covered in Paltrow, huh?

You know, most people thought I was kind of a dick, but I never wrote on people's faces.  I thought about it, but I always stopped myself, no matter how drunk I was.  
Also, a cock on the cheek is funnier, somehow.

Counterpoint: rock climbing.

See, from my end, it's, "Alcohol can lead to children!!  Awesome!!"

Hmmmm…girl passed out on the couch…I'm supposed to do something here, but I can't remember what…

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus  - Either way.  Go nuts.

Eat at Denny's?

@avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus  Allow me.  Ahem, Your mom is like a whore, feels good but you can't help but wonder who was before you.

3, @avclub-de4a08d644135b09bd7e1a592dff156b:disqus , 3…what's your fucking point?

What the fuck is "pull-out?"

Congo?

See, I had always thought (read: hoped) that it ended up in a duel.  Boy, was I disappointed.