That's, like, totally different.  I mean, sex can at one time or another be ok, but Pictionary is never ok.

Eh…it has its ups and downs…

This shit isn't fun when it's done in your own living room, why would it be fun to watch someone else do it in a fake living room?

Clarkson tried to hide his disdain (not well) that she drove a GWiz, the electric washing machine.

I shop at an Asian market near my house and make doubly sure that none of the products I purchase are made in China.  They try to be sneaky, the little devils, by putting "Product of PRC" on their packages, but I am onto them.

@avclub-0beb34df7e9615cd43b9090989ca4848:disqus holds! Holds!  Holds!  Passes back to center!  Holds! Holds!

Google Translate couldn't make heads or tails of this…

Can we call him Bruce?  It'll be less confusing that way.

Kansas?

Ach.  Zees goggles do nothing.

Every time I think about Vanilla Ice and this nonsense, all I can picture in my head is him being portrayed by Kevin Bacon and getting yelled at by Chris Rock.

Welcome to EmoKFC, would you care for a sad biscuit?

Mint julep anyone?

"Hey man, I'm just trying to make the next big hit."

Haha!  Brown.

Cary Elwes stole the show.
[Bats eyelashes]
He's so dreamy!

William Shatner for host!  Vote now!

What the hell am I doing here?

How about a Ravi Shankari-esque Superman?  With long flowing hair bringing good will and peace through understanding and sitar playing…

Mach 3 Fusion.  Duh.