Renoir's portraits all have goofy faces.

Rubber was a ton of fun.  I watched it with my wife trading laughs with "what the hell?"

So…not this: http://www.imdb.com/title/t… ?

This looks like it would make a better movie than Detour.

Caption contest:
"I can't believe you're my son.  I mean, I already spent the $25(CAN) I got for the deposit."

The foreign language versions are going to be great!
Bienvenido a la perforación
Bienvenue sur le poinçon
Välkommen till Punch

Where can I get one of those helmets?

Now show us on this doll where Kings of Leon burned you…

I saw Ass: The Movie.  Directed by Werner Herzog under pseudonym.  It was pretty scary.

So 24 + Die Hard with a Vengeance + Michael Bay-esque explosions?

[Chews on homeless guy's face]
I hope so!

I think it would be strips of gold pressed latinum…

And the people that come from there sound like Tollbooth Willie…

Boy oh boy are these jokes just yellowing with age…

Just like Judgement Night?

Does she float?

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww….

Ahhhhh….fuck….

Number Nine BURP.  Number Nine BURP.  Number Nine BURP.  Number Nine BURP.  Number Nine BURP.  Number Nine BURP.

No there isn't.