At the very least, make sure your pants are on when you buy tickets.

It's currently streaming on Netflix.

I watched Benny Chan's Divergence which is entertaining, but inconsistent.  The way the film is shot is amazing in some parts and then peppered with really bad blue-screen nonsense.  Kind of weird.  Good story, fine acting, and one really great foot chase.
I saw Brave a little earlier in the week, but I had to mention…

Better than "fist my kiss," I guess.

Having a shitty morning.  This made my fucking day.
Thank you.

Good point.

Stops working at night.  Just a big question mark.

What does a pout equal?

I teach my computer how to love all the time, mostly by making it watch me…

Clone, twin, offspring, identical cousin, cyborg with dead guy's skin…
it's covered, don't worry….

Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Fucking nihilists…

20 minutes??!!!??  What are you, some sort of preferred customer?

Lab coat = genius.

Thank you, @avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus for that video, mostly for the fact that the first comment is: "I don'nt mean to brag, however my BB-Q goat (a cross breed) thinks faster than my uncle's Jacob sheep. Benson is the name of my goat. He loves fighting with the Jacob Ram. Though very friendy the…

"What are you? 12?  And a goblin?"

It's also a good idea to avoid any Minnie Driver movies

I like how this still gets a better grade than Olympus has Fallen.  That makes me feel pretty good.

Date movie pick of the week!
[Winks and nudges date during abduction scene]

So…Twin Dragons without martial arts, comedy, or awesomeness?