"Yessir, those are our careers being obliterated by North Korean commies."

Is this one of those jokes that you have to look behind you before saying out loud?

Them's

Eject! Eject! Eject!

In honor of Cheesefare (Maslenetsa) last week, you should make some blini.
Also, make sure you cook the pelmeni in a broth with some fresh sprigs of dill.  Dill is key.  As is sour cream.

We somehow convinced our Latin teacher to show Life of Brian. It was the very best day.

Flight of the Navigator or Spacecamp or *shudder* Pollyanna

Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

That's dip-tongue…

Garter belt?  Sorry, I don't know anything about women's fashion.

Gala.  Then Fuji.  Then Honey Crisp.

Saxondale is one of my favorite weird British comedies.  Right up there with Spaced.

Schindler's List with Muppets and musical numbers could work…

Jim Henson's illegitimate son?

I dunno, starving Muppets would be a little sad.

Racist.

Calvin Klein's Ennui - Available at Bloomingdale's.

Hodor!

Quiet, I'm meditating!   Ohm…

Who knew he was a lesbian from Vermont?