Liked for double-pun!

Roadhaus?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus That's no moon!

There's a difference?

"I owe you one punch in the stomach."  -Harmony Korine

I'm more of a point-at-and-laugh-at sympathy-gagger.

Buenos ding-dong-diddly dias!

I enjoyed this film.

How about when he's dead?

All those people that stand in line in front of me at BJ's "reading" and gasping.

I've been waiting for a show about retired postal workers living in a retirement village that is situated between an Indian burial ground and a bird sanctuary, but no dice.

I wonder if you actually have to wear that silly shirt.  And that hair, which is not so silly.

The T-Rexes better be flying F-15s.

My Three Dads, Who Fuck Shit Up

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus Jean-Claude Van Damme, Boom?

…followed by an argument with either his wife, his "ethnic" neighbor, or a telemarketer.

I saw a hawk eat a pigeon yesterday.  Wait.  What are we all talking about?

Apparently when we played Cowboys and Indians, we were just gearing up to be racists as adults.

Hey, don't get all Wounded Knee now…

You know, getting grief about bad decisions is just a totem of celebrity.