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@Scrawler2:disqus  - Yay! Honorary degrees all around!

Salvation Army: Out on Patrol

Um, Haiti isn't a currently cool charity.  Sudan is the shit right now.

Futurama did it first.

Their uniforms are very wrinkly.  Very unkempt.

Rasta H. Farian, this looks bad.

Seriously.  Sprinkle in some Die Hardesque banter and it would seriously be the best movie ever made.

If the photo had Jesse Ventura, it would be worth more money.

Locusts!

This is all irrelevant.  There were bootleg copies of this all over China 3 months ago.  I mean, that dude selling DVDs on the subway probably has, like, 1,000 cousins back home and he probably hooked them up.

Renamed to:  Ha Ha,Watch Roundeyes Kill Each Other.

Mini Maul?

The last time I ate at Chipotle was my last time ever.
Cold sweats followed by an uncomfortable trip to the office bathroom.  My eyes were watering quite a bit, it was like I was trying to pass a cinder block.

OSHA.  Ties are dangerous.

Thankfully, I am not a woman and would not have to struggle into a dress.

I think I would be a happier person if I had to dress like that every day.  And be allowed to smoke.  
I have the whisk(e)y consumption down just fine.

Trick is not to let them talk back…

So, a show that celebrates corrupt judges…
Ally McBeal meets The Sopranos/?

Coming this fall: Raw and Older