you say that a lot…

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  - You're depressingly correct.

risten Schaal is a horse, Kristen Schaal is a horse! Well, look at her dance, well, look at her go, well, look at her dance like a horse!risten Schaal is a horse, Kristen Schaal is a horse! Well, look at her dance, well, look at her go, well, look at her dance like a horse!risten Schaal is a horse, Kristen Schaal is a…

Summer into darkness.

For punching Jason Lee?

Co-mixology is a fancy word for "guest bar tending."

How can a country that has multiple sanctions levied against it have enough time/money to sue Hollywood?  Are you saying the sanctions don't prevent frivolous lawsuits?  What the hell?!?!

Shit.  Must've been to some of the same parties…

"Beard Farmer" should be a euphemism for something regarding genitalia.

Does fapping to streaming footage count as "audience participation?"

T-shirt or bruises.

Beauty and the Beast (1987) with Ron Perlman or GTFO.

Um…should I have people come over to party while watching a streaming party?  Like New Year's Rockin' Eve?

Balderdash! Why, I once watched "Gentleman" Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for a hundred and thirteen rounds! Of course, back then, if a fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back!

I watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and actually found myself laughing a few times.  What a ridiculous movie.  The last time I watched it, it was probably about 10 years ago.

So, politically charged snuff films?

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Netgear is the name of one router manufacturer and Belkin is another.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus …but you actually use a Belkin router?

I know the name of my network, but I forgot the password to change any settings.  Now I am locked in with a silly name, a silly wifi password, and a small limit on how many devices can be on the network.
The reality is that I am far too lazy to reset the fucking thing to change it.

Speak for yourself, @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus .  I intend to be ever-fucking-lasting.