This is what happens when someone is hurtling toward the twilight of their life.

Cavern on The Green is nicer.

That's what I say right before I poop!

Top Hat + Thin Goatee = The Original Douche.

Why can't they end up with all sorts of horrible injuries like Very Bad Things?

Well, they got plenty of water to put it all out.

No, that's what they call the unauthorized sex tape with Jay and Kevin.

That!

I don't get black humor.

I caught an episode while away from home, I must concur.  Great show.  Plus, Keri Russel getting spanked is kind of ok, too.

More like Hairy Weirdovitch…

Tyler Perry Presents: Bond as I Wanna Be

"Yeah.  Unh"
"Yeah.  Go."
"Yeah.  Unh.  Shit. Yeah."

Michael Bay!
[Ian Fleming and Albert Broccoli simultaneously rise from the dead to exact revenge]

At the circus?

All I can think of is her character in Soapdish.  
"An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here."

I honestly would have liked to hear more about Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man because it is just so silly.  Don Johnson, Mickey Rourke, Tia Carrere, Kelly Hu, Vanessa Williams, and Daniel Baldwin in a ridiculous buddy film with a thin plot, cheesy bad guys, and ridiculous lines. 
"My old man told me, before he…

Still one of my favorite movies.  Sizemore is great in it, his ability to show disappointment and frustration without succumbing to fear or cowardice is pretty great.

"Polluted the rivers with your toxins?  Well, now I am going to pollute the streets with your blood!"

"Ok.  So, I don't understand anything on this credit application, can you guys help me?"