"You're kidding.  That's where you find the best whores?  There?  But that's the Kremlin!"

Telemuuuuuuundo!

Technically a "Beamer" is a BMW motorcycle, while a "Bimmer" is a BMW auto.

We shouldn't sink to such depths.

…or a sock!

SyFy presents: Eating Human

Hoobastank nuthin - Disturbed, man.

Well, you should have just grabbed the reins and steered this conversation another direction.

It would only be weird if he wore a cloak and hood.  And if the truck was all tinted out and sketchy looking.

And then someone grinds up his parents and feeds them to him…?

This is even worse than that stupid show with the prophetic newspaper.  CBS, just go back to making shows that people over 65 will enjoy, like Touched by an Angel and JAG.

Dinklage as Dazzler or Lockheed.

[Faps.  Passes out.]

@Dikachu:disqus  and @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus  - You guys are not fucking helping!

[Grabs @Dikachu:disqus by the face]

Sorry.  Which is the bad one?

May want to have a sit-down…

More like: "Heh.  You should have seen the dump truck full of money they drove over to my house for this.  Whadid they give you?  Like a book of stamps or something?"

The movie title first made me think it was about a guy who popped a bunch of Viagra, he had a good time, the "stiffness" lasted over 4 hours, and then he died.  Hard.

Hey, she did really well in One Crazy Summer and A Few Good Men.