Fear not!  You can flip between Touch and CSI: NY.
Wait.  No.  Don't do that.

Nice.  Instead of watching the SOTU last night, I watched Jeremiah Johnson which is definitely not Fellini.
Tonight, probably go back to BSG.

…while it also cuts off all your oxygen.

Synthetic ice?

"I'd like to hear some Bieber, please."
"I can't let you do that, Dave."

"You drove a Hyundai to get here tonight; he drove a multi-billion dollar company. "
Thank you.

Eureka, mother fucker!

The BBC cannot control time itself, can it?

Fooool fiiiiiiightt!!

….the fuck?  Are you being nice?

"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"
    "Daddy wuvs you."

The mass grave for the drummers of the Beijing Olympics?

Kids these days, huh?  Fucking slackers, the lot of them.

The brawls in the parking lot afterwards are going to be epic.

You can't do that nowadays because it is automatically racist.

Track #5 (title track) tells us how they're actually doing.  I mean, there's an exclamation point and everything.

I want some more…JUSTICE!

…that upcoming movie sounds terrible.  Please don't.

What do you mean by "turn into?"

Like the back of a Volkswagen?