[Spits into jacket pocket]

No, no…this is more accurate: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Holy crap, I didn't even pay attention.  Thanks!

Because he's dead?

…and topping the list of things that did not need an origin story, Monsters Inc.

Not exactly indefinite.  I mean, it ends on Easter.

Yeeeees.
Also, I liked TailSpin.
That Chip n' Dale show did not do it for me.

Donald did a lot of coke and fucked up his beak.

Um…yeah, that's…um…terrible

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus  I was talking about Chris Brown.  Yes, I know William Joel is drunk, but he usually crashes motorcycles.

Um…is there a kickstarter or something for this?  I would like to pay money for this.  Today.

Is it at all surprising that he has road rage?

We all now know two things:
1) Rex Reed is apparently alive.
2) Rex Reed wants to have lots and lots of sex with Melissa McCarthy.

Pfffftt…I'll save that for someone else.  I'll stick to making comments about the disabled.

"the deluxe edition of which came packaged with 10 chrome-plated tuning forks, each adjusted to the tone of a different track from the album."

The original piqued my kids' interest in all things ocean.  This is how I discovered that aquarium admission is fucking expensive.

Yup: "You are a rude, thoughtless little pig. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being."

Finally got back to watching Battlestar Galactica and am moving through season 1.  Episodes "Flesh and Bone" and "Tigh me up, Tigh me down" were pretty good.  The interrogation of the Cylon was tense and unnerving, while giving little glimpses of the future.  
Also watched Jin Jang's Righteous Ties which is a Korean…

Waldo really let himself go.

Awww…he looks like a young, virginal, gender inspecific Vanilla-Ice