Hey, Verve Pipe is touring!

Months?  You're not confusing that with decades?

Speaking of coming….ay oooooh…

God, even the Dr. Seuss "inspired" books for kids are shit.  What makes them think that a movie remake would be any good.
Fuck you, Universal.  Fuck you right up your nose.

Imagine opening your hotel door at 3am and seeing the scene shown above.  Groggy and bewildered, what do you do?

Avast, ye damnable incisor!

Put away your dimples, dammit.  I meeting Garth Brooks for the first time and you're smiling like an idiot.  God.  I even put on a tux for this.

I bought this when it came out while I was in Montreal.  I then proceeded to drive home to NY only listening to this over and over and over, never once tiring from it.

Racist.

Where the hell have you been?  It is totally lawless, and it's always been full of alcoholics.  Literally, alcoholism is their American obesity problem.

Ah, the gulag.  Memories, memories.

That tracks.

"Glitchy babymaking" sounds like aiming to produce kids with disabilities.

Beats the hell out of the NWA bathroom tile line…

Now, without wet spots!

Speaking of giraffes, I did one of those drive-thru safaris and a giraffe put his face right up over my car and sunroof.  It was pretty cool.  Those things are fucking huge.

Right.  Sorry.  Here: http://upload.wikimedia.org…

The picture is of the two of them urinating on a homeless man while drinking forties.

Here ya go…http://www.imdb.com/media/rm387590…

Maybe he doesn't want people to think he likes Morrissey…