Or Hancock?

Or Hancock?

What about this: http://www.imdb.com/media/r… ?

That sounds like something I would have done.  Just because.

That guy can probably walk into a bank, ask for a loan, pick his own interest rate, all without a reference or anything.  Just smiling and raising one eyebrow. 

Time for some birthday 'bating?

Then why don't squirrels have huge cocks?

…or fap.

Perfect Valentine's Day movie.

I think he was more likely to reference Grand Theft Anal 11 or  White Chicks Gettin Black Balled 22, as those were pretty good examples of her professional career.

[Crushes 1,000 pills of viagra and spikes water bottles handed out to nominees]

Man-boobs, doubly so.

…in public to your grandmother.

Beats work.

1ST Step: Massacre those Jar Jar things.

*Beep boop beep boop*  [Head spins around]

"Meow look here."

Hand Solo: The Pubescent Years

[Head explodes]

Can Bobba Fett be a PI in New Orleans, along with his friend Principal Skinner?  If so, then I am all in.