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I loved this show!  Diana Rigg in those outfits, the cars, and the bowler hats.  What a blast.

Future headline: Movie Theater Reaches Capacity with only Half the Amount of People

Shut up!

Toot!

I still like Hard Boiled, but The Killer is fucking awesome.    Somehow I got the whole A Better Tomorrow set for a few bucks years ago.  That's also pretty great.

BWUUUMP.

But, was she asking for it?

Grumpy Old Men gritty reboot?

That's great.  That was taken right outside of a nursing home, right?

Well of course this fits:

Pfffft…Kristen Stewart can't play a redhead.

Ving Rhames as Daddy Warbucks, Queen Latifah as Miss Hannigan, and, of course, Tyler Perry as Annie.

Holy crap!  You're right.  56 episodes of Nikita, Kick Ass, Kick Ass 2 and counting.

Change cemetery to "cut-rate crematorium."

Last line before credits roll:  "Haha…you're fucking adopted you spoiled little shits.  Now, get the hell out of my house, parasites."

Nothing says ratings like babies scalded with boiling homemade tomato soup, with just a dash of cumin.

Pfffttt…like you can tell in that photo exactly where her genitals and stomach start and end…
I had to take some license here…

I love the fact that the "Roseanne's Nuts" sign actually points to her crotch.  Thus putting to bed years of confusion.

Not judging from the photo…

Or John Travolta