Play the hand you're dealt, man.  Play the hand you're dealt.

But of course they will.  They are part of a giant corporate machine.

Corporate Crunch

Greenzo Mint!
Yay, environment.

Blueberry Dude

Relax, @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus , I didn't watch either.

Like watching King of Queens before Everybody Loves Raymond?

Don't forget about the 50-something lurers…

Holy shit, how old are you?

Wait, Ren and Stimpy is longer on the air?

Gritty reboot would have been funnier.  Cory and Topanga are strung out junkie parents with a dumpster diving, street sleeping, beggar daughter.

[Puts on hood and cape with bicycle shorts]

"If the first one does well, those suckers will surely pay more to see a follow up" - Every movie producer ever

No.  Somehow a Germanic last name about pee just sounds terrible.

The pilot ran on Lifetime and didn't do well.

Goldwasser is an unfortunate last name.

The Italian Job is great!  Michael Caine orgy, cool cars, and a fab soundtrack.  Far out!

Top Gear: US is just awful, forced, and not entertaining.  The Australian version is better (slightly) because at least they have silly accents and occasionally turn a car into a shark cage.

Just relax and swallow.

Hope: Poehler
Reality: Dunham