Just like my kids' bedroom!

[HULK HOGAN STRUGGLES TO GET INTO THE RING.  STAGGERS A BIT, COUGHS, WHEEZES, AND FALLS OVER WHILE GASPING OUT "HULK-A-MANIA FOREVER."  HIS DAUGHTER ROLLS HER EYES AND POPS ANOTHER VICODIN]

Now you've got a show!

Also, the Monkees didn't write their own music.

[Head explodes]

Don't judge me!

Tiny guitars for some, abortions for everyone else.

Regularly?  As opposed to irregularly?

In the trunk with the raw

…or, he's a cat hoarder and avid quilter.

Incontinentia Buttocks?

Skinner!!

Nervous?  White?  Bigot?  You don't have to be any of those things to be terrified in Camden, NJ.

What's all this, then?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  - Yes.  I have been in one.  It's nice.  But lame.  Different stratosphere is a bit strong.  Rolls is nicer.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  - Yes.  I have been in one.  It's nice.  But lame.  Different stratosphere is a bit strong.  Rolls is nicer.

Liked for using blind and cripple.

Liked for using blind and cripple.

Maybach stopped turning out cars a while ago.  They're not cool anymore, unless you're going for that retro charm.  Plus, it's just a stretched S-Class Mercedes with nicer seats.

Maybach stopped turning out cars a while ago.  They're not cool anymore, unless you're going for that retro charm.  Plus, it's just a stretched S-Class Mercedes with nicer seats.