To the book depository!

Nope.

That doesn't work well with my celebrity dead pool.  For two reasons.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus  No kidding.  "Penthouse Forum" standards are way higher.

@avclub-e49e826927ca867982b6f4bfd06402e9:disqus  but it's also a good way to get lunch.

I haven't been able to get into the show after the first season.  Perhaps I will give it another shot after I finish Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, Community, Parks and Rec, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, City Hunter.

Mexican made Jetta or European made Jetta?

Seriously, I had to look up what she looks like and I am gonna go out on a limb and say that her standards are set a bit too high…

"Interested parties must also be willing to subject themselves to a fairly vigorous line of questioning"
So, are you meeting the parents on the same night?  This is all moving a bit too quick for my taste.

There I was, all ready to make a joke about dogs and hot sauce…

What?  Gabriel Byrne plays an Irish character?  Now I've seen everything.

Yeah, what the hell happened with that?

He just wants free lawnmowers.

Oh, Dwayne…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gby…

Or Animal Farm.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus and @Scrawler2:disqus  - her ass is not that great.  I'm a guy.  It has shape, but it's kinda big which means later in life it will only get bigger.  Practicality sometimes trumps immediate hard-ons.

Yup.  Class all the way.

And if it came out that Biden was his source, no one would even blink.

"Yeah, she's been phoning a bunch of shit recently.  Especially at home." - Jay-Z

Gotta figure out how to do a "Confused Like"