Give them a break, they're all still hungover from the partying…

Insectist.

Wait…I am confused…waaaaa…?

More likely, "Hey, Chuck, next time I have to stand behind you, would you mind not eating 2 lbs of sauerkraut?"

Chuck Schumer looks really, really excited by the whole affair in that picture.  Or, he's excited by Beyonce's ass.

This video is what would happen if Jackass was made in Vancouver and had less of a budget.  Like CCKY - Canadian CKY.

Especially considering your enormous erection.

Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.

I would be seriously depressed if my shitty band got some mention on a website and the comment thread was hijacked by news of a shooting in Texas.

Or an extended stay at a penitentiary.

Easier to picture: greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.

I would totally follow a tour of actual grizzly bears.  This, however, is rubbish.

Go on…

Racist.

Weird.  Gentle Herpes is the name of my barbershop quartet.

Gritty musical reboot?

The problem is that if you look at him, Louis C.K. does resemble someone who would be leering at young girls.  The pale skin, bald head, dirty t-shirt wardrobe, squirrely/nervous mannerisms say peeping tom or habitual shoplifter.
Don't get me wrong, I think he's great and I don't actually see him as a peeping tom.

Or you don't gotta.

Then, sir, unsheathe your sword!

Stunt face!