The Carrie Diaries = My Little Pony with Teen Nonsense

The Carrie Diaries = My Little Pony with Teen Nonsense

Which part makes you feel old?  Mix-CD?  Postal Service songs?  Using the word "crush?"

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit! Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

The Kaiser ruled Vietnam?

Again with the Klingons…

China Beach had women, didn't it?

Wrong war.

I would watch a WWII drama about air combat, as long as it didn't suck.  I have always been interested in WWII aircraft.
****roaaaaaaar, neeeeeeoooooo, rat-tat-tat, Kablamo!***
**Simulates dog fighting aircraft with two hands, each with thumb and pinky extended, while remaining fingers stay together.**

Not even Bring it On?
That movie is fucking terrifying!

T-1000: It's a good looking movie.  Do you mind if I keep this ad?

I feel like I'm going to have the same response to Zero Dark Thirty.  I remember seeing Hurt Locker and never thinking that it was as amazing as everyone made it seem.

Agreed.

Good stuff this weekend:
True Grit - The Coen Bros. version, which was pretty awesome.  I saw the original a while back, but this was definitely great.  One weird thing though: the background music for most of the mmovie was the same thing the Preacher hummed or sang in Night of the Hunter, which gave the movie an…

Why does that make you afraid?  
Half asleep?  Drooling?  Greasy?  Dusty?  Win!

Seriously.  Isn't punching Eurotrash saddening?

Now that should be on the travel brochure cover.

I sometimes end up shooting while on the phone.  The person on the other end is never offended.
Granted, that's what I pay them for.

You're fucking terrible.

Wait, wait, wait! Here comes Liam Neeson! Thank God! He's always drunk and violent!