"I really wish my parents would stop thinking that a Motel 6 is an ok place to stay as a family."

Diapers, check.  Size, please.
That's a no go on the organic hippie shortening.  How about some lard?

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus That all smacks of effort.  Then I would have to take it out of the box and install it.Oh, and fuck commercials.

Can I substitute "slab of lunch meat" with seven hard boiled eggs and "jar of mayonnaise" with Crisco?
Also, can I substitute "beer" with a handle of Wolfschmidt vodka?
Drugs, check.

Maybe he has a thing for Jane Lynch.

Um…tighter, please.

That is splendiferous.
My wife knows that I absolutely hate Glee and she sometimes hears me coming and scrambles to turn it off like a teenager about to get caught with porn.

Um…this could be an issue, as I do not possess a cable connection or DVR.
Can I come over to your house?

Ripped off his cover is an interesting turn of phrase.

Nice.  Fringe ends as I am planning to start watching it.
I am so behind on so much.
Oh well.

Personally, I liked Calvin's advice column idea.

Silly entertainment with geriatrics?  Count me in.  As long as I can get into the matinee.

It's amazing how many people posted here whilst misspelling "Abby."

Ned!

…and sure enough she grew up to be a backup vocalist for the travelling Mama Mia show.

What do you mean by "like they're going out of style?"

This is not a response to which I wish to retort.

So that's what it sounds like when angels die, huh?

Pfffttt…68s are better.

Speaking of Birds of Prey, why didn't they reuse the bridge set from ST:III in ST:IV?  I mean, the doors are different and everything.
*Adjusts glasses.  Takes sip from Red Bull.*