A Bird of Prey canna fire when cloaked…

Carrying on!

That is one flabby, limp pog.

Do or do not.  There is no try.
That is why I never tried.

I need your clothes, your reboot, and your motorcycle.

Somehow a "gritty" movie about a cop working in a school full of children will likely be seen as "in poor taste."

In Soviet America, Apple takes a bite out of you!

iTunes is the worst.  When I actually had a working iPod, it never properly sync with any of my 3 PCs.
Apple software is racist/elitist.

And the Geoffrey Rush look alike contest winner is…

Arghhhhh…or Wooooohoooo…or Meeooooow?

I found this easy to which to masturbate.
Classy!

Masturbate or murder?

Masturbate or murder?

*City immediately points to Park Slope and cries*

The title Mia with these comments!

Just how French is that photo?
Very.

Sure: "Argh! Netflix! Arrested Development!!"

You should mention bananas thusly: "Them internets says your bananas.  How say you?"

Medicare supplements will make ya JUMP JUMP

Or an underwater volcano movie.