It's like watching 40% of the country get taken in by sales techniques that were old and tired back in the '50s.

I hope we get to find out which of his sons sells him out quickest if they're both facing jail time. Given that he's unlikely to see the inside of a jail cell himself, watching his kids race each other for an immunity deal is likely to be the closest we get to justice in all of this.

He needs to be reminded again that Fox & Friends are not really friends. They're just people who've been hired to play the role of friends on TV. Just as he was once hired to play the role of a powerful, respected businessman on TV. That was fake, too.

Woman Who Killed a Superhero Franchise by Playing Female Superhero Wonders What the Big Deal is About Successful Female Superhero Film.

Bana was great, Pitt's take on Achilles as a Bronze Age Michael Jordan was effective in the action scenes, although his performance is up and down with accent work that keeps weaving out of its own lane. Over all, though, what a mess of a movie! As good as Brian Cox is in Bourne Supremacy, he's just choking down giant…

I really like the car chase/guitar hit man, but it seems like a bit thrown in from a different film than the Punisher's Mission: Impossible-style psychological tear-them-apart-from-within main plot. I'm not the biggest Punisher expert, but all that trickery seems extremely…indirect for a character like the Punisher.…

Well, next year, when the Trump Administration Makes Livestock Great Again by legalizing cannibalism, she'll be golden.

That would be wise. Has anyone been successful creating a live-action effect for a character whose superpower has to do with malleable body parts? They wisely didn't try to recreate that part of Apocalypse's power set in X-Men Apocalypse (probably the only place where "wisely" has anything to do with that movie). All…

OK. Roger Stone keeps dressing up as the Joker, and clearly Clayface has now been chosen to do the White House press briefings. So the question is, can we make a complete roster of Batman villains out Trump's inner circle?

For a second I thought you meant Van Susteren and not the Goth girl, and I threw up a bit in my mouth.

Now that Van Susteren has set the mark, anyone willing to take bets that Megyn Kelly's show will last longer on NBC?

I sometimes wonder what percentage of FOX's ratings are old people who passed away while watching TV, and no one's yet discovered their bodies.

IIRC, by the time the public defender's fired, Vinny's already been admitted (though I don't remember the PD sponsoring him, and he wouldn't necessarily have to).

That's one where you have to have your toothbrush already in your pocket, and any expensive jewelry safely entrusted to a junior associate.

Didn't The Practice also cross over with Allie McBeal? I guess it made for a good break from the vast majority of the Practice's caseload, which was representing wealthy genius serial killers.

My Cousin Vinny is remembered where War of the Roses mostly isn't because My Cousin Vinny was actually funny. More than once, I've encountered people who remember the movie fondly but are surprised to be reminded that Tomei won the Oscar.

It's a little bit of both. I went to school with a lot of "late in life" law school types, and that group stretched from people in their late 20s who just worked a few years between college and law school to cops and others as old as their mid-fifties looking for a second career to supplement their pensions. I always…

They may have given up (at least somewhat) on forcing the Inhumans as their X-Men substitute in comics and on TV. Heck, this TV show looks like it's capitalizing more on the popularity of GoT-style royal intrigue than on the X-Men's "feared minority" hook.

Lockjaw's teleportation effect looked fine, to me, particularly since Lockjaw often teleports groups of people. Most of the effects in the trailer were solidly Agents of SHIELD-level. But I've got a feeling that hair's going to be a tragedy, which is why all they have her doing is standing around and staring at…

"You better hope there are no 'tapes' of my banging your ex-girlfriend! Sad! #MYEGGA"*