You'd think that if he's paranoid/responsible, he'd be wearing a condom. Way more effective than pulling out.

Sometimes, thighs too firmly together is body language for "Move your attentions more toward the front, please." Sadly, sometimes it just means "Uh, no thanks." Without more communication, hard to tell which is which.

There was another guy who went on an all-sandwich diet, but he wasn't trying to attract women.

Following what @battybrain:disqus said, talk to your brother. First of all, trouble between you and the jerk might affect his relationship with the jerk, so if the two of you are close, you at the very least want to give him advance warning. Also, he might have some knowledge about the drama between the girl and the…

Being a public figure makes a defamation suit harder (you have to prove malice, rather than simply prove the statement is false). I think JMP was just making a bit of fun of Palin's diminished public stature. For the purposes of this suit, she's certainly a public figure.

It's a slam dunk, all right. Sadly, this'll get dismissed before the Times gets to the point in any defamation action where the defense goes out to prove that the plaintiff doesn't have a good name to tarnish. Given that Palin's entire post-2008 career is based on her recklessly lying and slandering people, the…

"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the current status of my taint is. You have to see it for yourself."

"She better hope there are no 'tapes' of that!"

"Now that I'm gone, Peter's only hope is being adopted by a good family after you're convicted of murder, both of which I've already arranged. I'd say I hope you understand, but I know you won't. Sorry, mom."

Being able/willing to do what the Fat Cats want is probably reason #1 he has this job…

Admittedly, liberals not defending Kathy Griffin has more to do with her lack of talent more than anything else…she wasn't exactly a beloved figure before this. Plenty of self-proclaimed liberals do support Allen, however, despite the allegations against him.

Since it's a law suit, the first part's technically true. I don't think they'll enjoy the "fame" they're getting so much. Not sure what kind of future they have beyond their Johnny Depp judgment/settlement.

Eh, I think the inference is a natural one. If L&M were beloved on the set, people wouldn't be cheering the announcement of their replacement. That's just bad decorum if these are people you ever want to work with again (the main exception would be if Howard was actually on-set for the announcement, in which case…

He's already lost it a few times, by my count. The question is, can he get it back?

Every time I experience disgust at some type of food, I make a habit of reminding myself that it's such a luxury to be able to do so, an accident of history and geography. And there is absolutely no guarantee that the industrialized world's current status quo in this regard will last—indeed, it seems extremely…

That would've been a nice pick.

Oh! My bad. For my part I was just going for some deep cut plethora/leeches humor.

Trump's president! It doesn't look like Apocalypse prevention by middling-but-occasionally-charming CW show is working!

Although I couldn't articulate it at the time, the voyage her character's been on is such that she'll have a great weekend fucking him silly, then step off his ship at the 79th Street boat basin without a backward glance before he shoves off for the high seas.

Romancing the Stone was the first movie I saw where the romantic leads got together at the end, and my immediate reaction was "No fucking way this lasts." I was 12.