This is NOT Mel Torme!

Frank N. Stallone?

One near me became the town's city hall: http://www.clickondetroit.c…

Yes, but who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament??

I loved those damn Loaded Potato bites but they have not had them in my neck of the woods (SE Mich.) in quite a while, couple of years at least.

I was told there would be no meth.

Broke My Hip-Hop?

Who will they get to apply the F-word with an aplomb even slightly comparable to Dennis Farina?? I submit: no one.

Joe Dirt 2: The Walkening

Cracklesnatch: popular new snack product from Orville Redenbacher or popular new sub-Asian continent disease?

Only if its done in Dub-ly.

Rusty Kuntz is not impressed.

Like a frightened Olympian.

"I don't know no Portugese"

I can only assume you're referring to Julianna Guill, when she gets it on with the curly-haired stud type. Truly, a highlight. Been a fan ever since.

Starring the cute-as-hell Pamela Adlon, plus some other people.

Shudder might be in your wheelhouse (provided you're not already aware):

I take her everywhere but she always finds her way home

There's a couple from WKRP in Cincinnati (i.e., "Hot Blooded", when Les has his date with Jennifer), but this one always stands out in my mind:

I'm fairly certain Michael Winslow would also be available to provide the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps