"Don't Tell Mom the Adventures In Babysitting Sequel Is Dead"

Imagine if they'd actually gone through with putting Eddie Murphy in "Star Trek IV". Oy.

Hear, hear. And shoehorning her into the goddamn movie didn't help either.

Was it in Dubly?

That's what happens when you dabble in the flesh trade

The Accountant 2: The Quicken-ing

We all need The Human Touch. Rick Springfield even said so!

Motel Nix

Whoever loses, we win.

Seriously. It reads like a list of people who answered on the first ring because they were doing exactly nothing else.

I need to get this sauce going but WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF THYME

It's for sure a steaming turd, but "Deck The Halls" with Broderick and DeVito gives it a run for its money. I dont know what anyone was thinking between the two of those disasters.

Well said. It looks like it'd be right at home on a New World or Vestron slipcase.

But it'll feel like 32!

I did. Thanks for the heads-up; I love stuff like that and had to go look. I jumped in at 1993 and was instantly like, "I don't remember these at all".

Big Log Lady

The bar is lowned.

MITCHELL!! *waka-chika-waka-chika-waka-chika"

Probably shouldn't get too big a head when you've played an alien cockroach once.

Wow WTF. I'd never heard that before. Sam Ritter???