I know you get a lot of shit around here, but I'm honestly like your biggest fan.

MetaScore =69
How exactly does this website continue to exist?

fuck week-late-reviews.

Hunter: Demon's Forge

Cage,

Outland is a masterpiece, assuming thats what you meant, cunt.

Migrant,

AV got it wrong…AGAIN!
This game is a steaming pile of crap. Plenty of good things (yummy food) went into it, but the end result was as unappetizing and offensive as a mound of dung. This games isn't on Crysis 2 level but yet the games are rated exactly the same (B+)! Well done!

Nobody asked you mother fucker!

Pass the Corn, please.
"The cutscenes are so wretched that Sony would have been better off shipping the game with a book of sudoku puzzles, and instructing gamers to complete them during Apocalypse's interminable load times."—-Scott Jones

Can't say that I have…

Levels of Douche
Apocalypse's single-player mode follows the character arcs of Mash, Tyler, and Big Dog, who represent Easy, Medium, and Hard difficulty levels, as well as the "Douchey," "Douchier," and "Douchiest" of characters.

@LS,

And more rigorous editing. A lot of Dragon Age: O for example contained "fluff" which could have been removed if a more rigorous editing position was taken. Fluff that added nothing, but just padded the length of the game.

But to clarify:

Well with that, The Lascivious Snape, you're easily one of my favorite registered AVC commenters.

They're not…I was just saying in comparison. I don't feel that all games should be 10 hours or less in length, but I do feel that not enough concern is currently being paid to this very key aspect of a game. Genre conventions are disallowing an RPG of fantasy setting to be less than 20 hours, likewise for a shooter to…

The epic video-game equivalent of a LOR-esque experience would be akin to Dragon Age: Origins which clocks in at around 30-100 hours. Why can't an epic RPG steeped in fantasy lore be completed in 10 hours? Fanboys everywhere demand a certain value for buck that quite frankly is also a little at odds with the…

*costs $20 on Blu-ray*

But in fact Oblivion cant be completed in that time…no where close to it! That's the crux of problem. It's not the side-quests bolstering the length 20 hours. The story cant be completed in 20 hours no matter the scenario (PC mods aside).