Part of the biggest problems is what is then considered "full-priced." But pricing issues aside, games will have to become more succinct as society's grip on our free-time tightens. Many can't get by nowadays with one job alone, so why can't such people enjoy their hobby too. Why can't a father of three complete a…

Now that's… doing it right…except for the fact the I like having it all. Perhaps that is the problem. I have to tell my family and job that I simply don't have time for them anymore. I could work for games as an employee of GameStop, which I did when I was younger. I spent >70 % of my earnings there, which made me…

Of course I'm excited for a game like Skyrim, but it also looms ominously, as it will be so MASSIVE and competing with other must-have games (including other RPGS), and my limited time due to all said responsibilities (aside from the toilet plunger?)

" I have so little time for games now that I am an adult with a job and taxes and a toilet plunger that even if a game IS short, it just means I'm more likely to be able to complete it and set it aside before I get distracted by the next new thing."

Wait Keith is it?

But it really has to do with how triple-A they are. Trust me. How long you been here round the AVC?

Oh…I almost forgot this gem by the SPECIAL MAN himself, Scott Jones:

What about Reach? How'd you feel about it? Look a these quotes for games universally praised but scorned for being a sequel here by the AVC. I'll throw in a CrackDown 2 Contradiction, because I need something funny to share with you…

Well done there ^

They should let Scott Jones do it! It could partially redeem his controversial reviews for AAA games. P2 has:

Thanks All! This will satiate my hunger until I'm back to argue about why Portal 2 doesn't deserve an A.

So much effort! None of my other hoes try this hard to please me, and I appreciate it! That's why you're my main squeeze— a cut above the rest.

Trolls need attention for sustenance. Right now my most gracious supplier is RagingBear; he loves me. And I love him.

So like a troll in scholar's clothing (Nice!)

"To wit"
I think I'll start off all my paragraphs like this to avoid having to think about proper syntax and periods—-those pesky periods are always getting in the way!

Is Torch better than this?

but hey I was only trying to give you a compliment…so much for being nice…

A simile is a figure of speech that indirectly compares two different things by employing the words "like", "as", or "than". Even though similes and metaphors are both forms of comparison, similes indirectly compare the two ideas and allow them to remain distinct in spite of their similarities, whereas metaphors…

"All slang is metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry."

Good metaphor this is: