This is a really good review. It's well written, stylish, and to-the-point. The Grade reflects the sentiments expressed. More like this AV Club, please.

Even Goichi Suda would find this absurd!

My Least Favorite Lists:

#1 is a joke shirley.

What do you suggest I do?

Thanks I try :P

Just to be clear for those that have not followed your career:

You have such interesting standards [Scott] between this and your Fight Night Champion Review [A-], being the only other A awarded by you in the past year and half, I can't seem to put my finger on what these two games did to distinguish themsleves from the AAA games you so clearly loathe. Though both came at times…

I use that one all the time too, and it's true.

too big to care.
fixed for accuracy.

A Paper Tank paying homage to Paper Tiger would have been apropos.

Tis my contribution to the youths and society at large. It takes a village to raise a child, and I like to think I'm doing my part. These brats need to be pwned, in preparation for the SATs and other ridiculous endeavors that await them. I'm teaching them that those who attack with ferocity top the leader boards.…

Anal-ogy Time:

I'm jealous…

Your comment would be better suited geared towards those that have already prestiged more than once! I am, on the other hand, simply a level 45. I've invested 15 hours of online time. My KD is a respectable 1.28 with 20.8 % accuracy (tops on my friends list leader boards). If I camped my KD would be >2.5 Instead I run…

In Crysis 2 my clan and I were top-tier MLG.

If Scott Jones reviewed MW3. It would get a D-. He would give it an F, but relocating  family and finding a new occupation would be too much trouble. A D- would just be pandering and protecting his status quo.

No one asked you for a highlight!
There were many more highlights…tis a day in the life of Mike R.

Good Stuff! I like that!

The bank paid for it. You spent five years paying off a loan. Pfff. XD