Had you gone out to play as a child, you would have:

And HTH, the letter to MetaCritic is real—check it out in the relevant section, i.e., the DeadSpace Review, if your interested :)

Bear, chill the hell out already. No one wants to harm you in "real life." You are a pseudo-nerd-bully, if ever there was one. Every week I keep you out my mouth and yet you find it your duty to provoke me into response, and petty argument. Whether that or defending the AVC, you are not from the nobility as you seem…

In person the Bear would pay fealty to me; this I know…lol hows bout that for unpretentious…bahahahahhahaha (god-like laughter)

Fool shut your mouth!

On a positive note: DA2 comes out today!!!!
YESSSSSSSS!!!!

CC,

Vote +1 for computer generated reviews based on specs and source codes—-bahahahah!

You and Mike R were very close, apparently. Sorry to sully his name.

Yaba…daba-DOOOOO!!!

I smell a conspiracy, CC.

Yep! :)

I've had this argument many times before across the interwebs, and I've taken your stance, because recently it has proved to be that way, but I have been educated by many older gamers/ more experienced gamers who have proved otherwise.

Sequels…
SJ, it's my understanding that they get vilified. Why the change of heart?

My eyes…do they deceive me?
A-! Wow!

DR Girls Vs. Italian Boys/Wannabe-lookalikes (you know who you are):
Am I the only one who thinks that Vinny's explanation of "why Italian boys love DR girls" needs to be discussed here?

hystatic: What I thought it would be…

Damn that is a lot of paper. If you ever own a business and need some help, let me know if I can help, HTH. I got great ideas…about almost everything. I spent only a day perusing the AV club comments section before coming up with two things which could greatly improve the Game Section:

Well Pinkie,

Arctangent,