Talk about blue bursts of profanity, Arctangent! Geeze!

Corny and inaccurate: Can anyone else here vouch for Bear's opinion that:

Blue bursts of belligerence—oh you see what I did there?

HTH,

Blue Bursts of Profanity?
Wadafuc Gus!

What is wrong with Bulletstorm? How does it alienate non-gamers. Don't said gamers have a Wii?

Good Review: Appropriate Grade
Nice job! Score inline with MetaCritic average, so maybe all hope isn't lost for AVC Games. Hire more Fischer's from the class of 2011.

Many still think I'm a gimmick and far as "heated insult contests"—where have you been? You'll get plenty of that round here. Just stick it out Dark Crusader and see the imminent darkness come to light (or just wait for the next Scott Jones review; I'll resurface for that I'm sure.)

Db_2000,

Batman, would you wait until Joker's henchmen committed a heinous act before swooping into action?

ThreadJack part 3: EA best publisher, but…
THEY NEED TO STOP THIS ONLINE SUBSCRIPTION BULLSHIT, ESPECIALLY FOR GAMES WHOSE ONLINE COMPONENT IS BARELY GOOD OR PLAYABLE. YEAH I KNOW ITS FREE FOR NEW COPIES BUT STILL! IT'S RIDICULOUS!

ThreadJack part 2: DragonAge Demo Impressions
Unbelievable awesome! Did anyone else complete it yet? For starters, it's a quality sized demo, which will take about an hour and a half to complete. All three basic classes are selectable (mage, rouge, warrior), and you are able to experience them at different lvls…

ThreadJack: BulletStorm Review?
Obviously it's not here, but what are the chances that one of the AVC uppities will review this game? According to Destructoid:

Are you officially retired? C'mon Bear, don't let my fans get you down. I know this scenario didn't pan-out the way you had planned, partly because it's nearly impossible to best a shapeshifter. How would you plan an attack? I applaud your efforts, and regrettably you were able to get me vexed a few times. So it was……

You my friend know your games…but I still want a PSP2 as it will get me playing more games and blogging less while on the go (or at work)…

I'm no stalker, although admittedly more-so than Jeff Miranda (see Jersey Shore season 3—ha!)

I loved Bayonetta but I don't think the combat is better than this…once you begin to unlock all your Relic powers/and advanced combos that will be apparent to you as well. Plus you get to ride on the backs of Ogres, Boars, and Lycans…that is great combat! Pummeling my ogre fist into goblins is sweeeeet :)

I'm not a big fan of the sprint either, but if it were easy (such as hold down A or X), I'd abuse the shit out of it sending dark energy waves everywhere (or the other very powerful running combo I used to beat Orlox with—-run and then press Y (or ) followed X ( or square). As soon as he hurls the chained spinning…

As long as the arguments posed have appropriate supporting premises, I won't argue the final grade. Unfortunately deductions are made here for things which shouldn't be considered in the overall impression, and then paradoxically important pieces of content are omitted from the review altogether.

I select a new avatar everywhere. Silky Johnson is the shit! Most baller, player-haterest mother fucker this side of the Mississippi! I could have gone the way of Buc Nasty, but where's the glory in being a second-place pimp?