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Daredevil? He won't do it! He still hasn't read the bible I gave him.

I hope they got along, Kirk and Ham are completely different people.

Boyhood is criminally overrated, sans gimmick a hoodless boy looms in the distance with rainy hair. Scott Pilgrim…ehhh. Didn't hate it but I don't think it would even make my top 100.

Mostly liked everything on this list. Drive is way too low, def deserves a spot at least in the top 15-20 (HE'S A REAL HUMAN BEAN). I love Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty was at times a slog but quite enthralling otherwise (It's no Point Break tho). Wolf of Wall Street was very entertaining but I just didn't give

Quite a few of these I haven't seen. The only I'd really disagree with was Cabin in the Woods, can't stand "meta" shit in the slightest. Look at how clever we are!

First one wasn't funny. Pass.

Is Ivanhoe about a drivable hooker caveman?

I bet the next headline is that they only voted for 12 Years a Slave because they hadn't remember laughing harder in their lives.

I'd just like to say that I do not support this film, I am a Kingsman yes but this only refers to my undying passion and club membership for the Ian McShane television show.

I'd like to hear the seat's side of the story "they told me Jennifer Lawrence was going to sit on me, not Jennifer Lawrence and Bill"

Boyhood has Best Picture (and probably director) locked down, a real shame. I'll never get the acclaim of this one…sans gimmick, a hoodless boy endures. Meandering, ponderous, soulless, but the collective have swathed it in the purple and my unbent knee means naught. Of those nominated I'd like to see Grand Budapest,

Channing Tatum from This is the End

A Cowboys/Patriots Superbowl might send many men to ruin and good riddance. One utterance of America's Team in a positive light can get you shunned from many an establishment. Personally if this matchup were to occur, good golly miss molly…the worlds I would fill with my ejaculate.

I'd rather sit through a marathon of Rodriguez and Smith films (A fan of neither, they've always been mediocre to bad) than rewatch Boyhood, a colossally terrible navel-gazing shitfest. "there's nothing else like it in the history of cinema" Oh sure.

Watched Live Die Repeat Edge of Tomorrow of Edge Repeat Die Live Of Tomorrow Edge Of, The Cruiser has been banging out quality films for 30+ and this continues his streak. I don't think there's another lead actor with his hefty class resume over such a long period of time. A really good entertaining ol' time through

Grand Budapest Hotel and The Immigrant are the only films that I absolutely agree with on the list. You can tell the compilers of said list have limited wrist strength, not a whole lot of oomph in those choices. Enough with that Boyhood malarkey already.

I'd respond but I'm buried in paperwork and berried with a smoothie, and Barryed with Can't Get Enough of Your Love Baby

Since this tomb is into secrets, I wonder if he can spill the beans on this character buried in Grant's tomb.

Mel Gibson's hair in LW is what dreams are made of. Only surpassed by Tom Cruise's lovely locks in Mission Impossible 2 and Jean Claude Van Damme's cajun mullet in Hard Target.

The James Caan film is actually quite great. Watch it, avoid this film, reward me with a hug after you've finished.