It's a bit offensive not to include your illiterates poll, we've got opinions too…hopefully these odd squiggles express this opinion of mine.

I believe your opinions are wrong. I have differing opinions.

It's over. Close America.

Boyhood didn't tickle my tits to bits. Hardly a masterpiece. If it wasn't made over ten years, it's just be another filme. Don't get the acclaim whatsoever.

I hope the Seahawks repeat so I don't have to toss my Seahawks stuff and buy a whole other set of another team's apparel

Harvey Dent? I just bought that Harvey off the showroom floor last week! My wife's gonna have my head.

Despite my hulky swarthy sweet meat exterior, I'm a wee little crying shitbird inside. I went with the folks to see Les Miserables the filme and found myself openly sobbing at the end when all the dead French revolutionaries along with wolverine and bald toothy oscar winner were singing "Can you hear the people sing?"…

More Shane Black is okay with this fella, he's never wronged me.

I just watched Auto Focus like an hour ago, what a great creepy sleazy little film. Kinnear and Dafoe were superb (I need a wingman like that sans the whole possible mudering me part)

Hanselmann, so hot right now, Hanselmann.

That poor tiger's knees must be killing him after all these years.

Listening would be a good start. I stared at a Queen album for about eight hours and it wasn't a great experience.

Nobody Does it Better by Carly Simon

Can't we all just get along?

I never expected to enjoy either of these films as much as a I did, kudos to all those involved. Allow me to feast on as many 21 Jump Street filmes they can muster until my fertile frame bursts into pieces and my joy juices evaporate.

No wonder it only took the cops two minutes to find out where Popeye hid the body.

I think it would have been an even better film if you combined the painter and the folk singing trio, Who Framed Roger Rabbit starring Peter Paul and Mary Rubens

No you were supposed to put them on Algernon's grave.

I'm glad you confirmed my suspicions, I always got a spooky feeling pumping gas.

Give Tom a guitar. Simple.