I'm more of a night guy, can we make it Shazpm?

So many interesting films, I'm going to have to collect a lot of soda cans and bottles if my greedy neighbors don't cash them in first. I'm entitled to your refuse, it's in the constitution.

My favorite video game idle moments was during the credits of Bomberman 2 when they played Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

That's what happens when you allow two mediocre magazine who stepped into Seth Brundle's telepods to make a film. Science is Satan's favourite hobby!

I remember watching this at Summer Camp when I was a mere lad of seven, most of the kids were enjoying the filme but not I. About twenty minutes in I stood up and said THIS MOVIE STINKS, LET'S WATCH STAR WARS. The children laughed but I was told to go into the other room so as not to disturb the kids who were…

I understand wanting to appeal to female readership but us males care about being included, Games of Thrones will be missing AND mistering two regular characters.

Birdman's trailer really disappointed me, I wanted a man bird who had to come to terms with his man and bird sides. You can't fly now, you've got make Jessica her lunch for school. But how can I make a sandwich with these wings??? Cue hijinks. Jessica opens her lunch at school and finds feathers in her tuna salad…

How is it yours when I just bought Vengeance last week? Here's the receipt.

They should have spelled the board BORED

Started off the weekend catching Guardians of the Galaxy, I enjoyed this much more than The Avengers. It felt like the Star Wars prequels we deserved as opposed to the ones we actually received. Laughed quite a bit as well.

As a man who is still coated in the greases from yesterday's gluttony, Lay's Potato Chips are godawful abominations that only sour the stomach after a mere handful.

I've been office for years now, when the cubes melt it dilutes the drink! Always!

Castor Troy, even if you're dead he'll be there to tie your shoes.

Your article was enjoyable but I must insist on refraining on hurling racial epithets, Gim-Irish-Americans please.

Just make sure when you Enterprise to wear protection, Prise is filthy.

You said it pal. I saw a guy inject pot into his veins and he killed eleven people that night.

Loud music and pot users? Not my scene! Give me a record of Frank Sinatra, a cigar, a nice steak and I'm in heaven.

So I guess during their 4 year absence they were Spooff

Can't anybody these days get addicted to hard work? I know I'm pissed to the gills putting in 110% at the office so Mr. Roscoe doesn't give me a pink slip. That's my fix, putting in a honest days work and going home to a loving family and beautiful home.

I stopped supporting McCarthy when he switched over to Apple. CorPC McCarthy or nothing.