I like the guy but he just can't make up his mind. You just know tomorrow he's gonna be Elijah Wouldn't.

I want to immerse myself in Brendan Gleeson's terrible and immense flesh until the world's end.

And the videos with the Norther, Souther and Wester eggs?

I would have never guessed just a few years ago that Matthew Mcconaughey would have worked so well in a show like this and I was a wrong fucking idiot, he was fantastic. Vince Vaughn has been in tons of soulless piles of shit but I think there's still some talent in there that's been obstructed by goo.

As someone who was initially excited by the Expendable movies, they really were a bunch of shit. My childhood muscular sexy heroes now decrepit with weathered faces and flabby physiques, incomprehensible action sequences and not a hint of wit or humor to be found. It's really a shame.

Public domain? Tell public and main to get a room.

Family Guy's crossover pales in comparison to Allen Iverson's.

Watched the Milius documentary on EPIX, great stuff as I've always been a fan of the guy. The Wind and the Lion is one of my all time favorite films and I think Dillinger, Conan, Red Dawn and Big Wednesday are all solid films (not to mentioned writing Apocalypse Now, two Dirty Harrys and the Jaws Indianapolis Speech).…

Was this film about James Buchanan?

My goodness, I've been listening to Gimme Chocolate!! for about two hours now, I'm losing my mind. Oh there it is, one more play!

Television? Absurdity. I use my eyes for grown-up things, like books for example.

You know who else is full of shit? Politicians.

Weird Al is a national treasure.

H should wear deodorant if he has BO.

I still haven't gotten over the sack of Constantinople, the guy's all balls.

I'd have never guessed that 24 would be so goddamn compelling/enjoyable again, I basically lost interest half way through Season 8 and didn't finish it until much later. I was damn hooked EXCITED for this finale and it absolutely lived up to the hype and hit me right in the feels. Plus defenestrations and…

Only saw the first one, I liked Stone and Garfield quite a bit but everything else was instantly forgettable. The film just didn't justify its existence, doing nothing to improve on the original (which was certainly a film that had its flaws). Didn't bother with the sequel and I've only heard bad things about it.

Went on a bit of a JCVD spree on Saturday (woo hoo social life!). First was Hard Target which has one of the most glorious haircuts in cinematic history, you just want to run your hands through Van Damme's greasy cajun rockstar mullet until the world ceases to exist. Quite disposable but incredibly enjoyable, what did…

Archer? I hardly know her, why would I give her the ark of the covenant?

Elle Fanning? This is the 21st Century, tell her to turn on the air conditioner if she's hot.